toilet phobia

How scary is the bath room / toilet now adays?

You go into the toilet expecting to just sit down and take a piss but before you can do that you have to check to make sure that there is no sketchy fluids on the toilet seat, clear, yellow or red... yes i know...GROSS! but i have seen it all before! Then when you get up and reach for the toilet paper, it is wet for some reason... hmmm... and then you stand up and realize that there is a piece of toilet paper stuck on your shoes... You spend a couple of seconds trying to remove it without touching it and then when done taking it off, you touch the door handle to open the door only to find that the handle is wet! You wonder whether its just water or something more sinister. You go and wash your hands in the outside basin and then go and take your shower. While in the shower you have to put your sandals on because you have heard stories of people peeing or shagging in the bathroom shower... Yes the bathroom has become a very scary place.