Thursday, June 28, 2007

Coincidence, twisted or sinister?


I was reading an article on CNN about how someone posted on Wikipidea that Nancy Benoit was dead before the officials actually found the bodies and it made me wonder "SAY WHAT?"... Could it be something wrong with the time stamp or someones twisted explanation for Chris Benoit's decision to not to the Pay per view fight or was it something more sinister? I guess we will find out soon.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Taking a nap? stick to 1hr 30 min.


Some times when I sleep for 3 hours I wake up and feel refreshed but then if I sleep for 4 hours I feel exhausted... So i thought to myself why this is. I figured that it must be because we sleep in patterns but my house mate Katya disagreed. She said that she has to have a full sleep or she feels tired if woken up in the middle... and guess what, I WAS RIGHT. According to Glen Rhodes of Glenrhodes.com we sleep in 90 minute intervals. So if you wake up after 3 hours or after taking a 1hr 30 min nap, you feel refreshed. I am not saying that this applies to EVERYONE... because for some it might be 2 hour intervals... especially not you Katya but it does apply to a lot of people... Sometimes when I am about to to board a plane I try to stay up as long as I can so that I can fall asleep on the plane but I usually fall asleep and wake up after an hour and a half... and feel refreshed... and I used to think it was because I was scared of airplanes but it is because of the sleeping cycle... having said this, it might not be true... I totally believe it is but what do yall think?

Response to Anonymous, you teacher was on something. Who wakes up after 45 minutes and feels refreshed?

Monday, June 25, 2007

Chris Benoit DEAD?!


I never saw this coming... WWE's Chris Benoit is dead! Such a sad story! What is going on in American sports? It seems like everyone is dying or killing themselves...well in Chris Benoit's case, he killed his wife, child and himself... thats twisted.

As CNN Reports

FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. (AP) -- WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife, and son were found dead Monday and police said they were investigating the deaths as a murder-suicide.

Detective Bo Turner told television station WAGA that the case was being treated as a murder-suicide, but said that couldn't be confirmed until evidence was examined by a crime lab.

The station said that investigators believe the 40-year-old Benoit killed his wife, Nancy, and 7-year-old son, Daniel, over the weekend, then himself on Monday. A neighbor called police, and the bodies were found in three rooms.

Lead investigator Lt. Tommy Pope, of the Fayette County Sheriff's Department, told The Associated Press the deaths were being investigated as homicide, and that the causes of death awaited autopsy results on Tuesday. Pope said the bodies were discovered about 2:30 p.m., but refused to release details.

The house is in a secluded neighborhood set back about 60 yards off a gravel road, surrounded by stacked stone wall and a double-iron gate. On Monday night, the house was dark except for a few outside lights. There was a police car in front, along with two uniformed officers.

Benoit was a former world heavyweight and Intercontinental champion. He also held several tag-team titles during his career.

"WWE extends its sincerest thoughts and prayers to the Benoit family's relatives and loved ones in this time of tragedy," the federation said in a statement on its Web site.

Benoit was scheduled to perform at the "Vengeance" pay-per-view event Sunday night in Houston, but was replaced at the last minute because of what announcer Jim Ross called "personal reasons."

The native of Canada maintained a home in metro Atlanta from the time he wrestled for the defunct World Championship Wrestling.

The WWE canceled its live Monday Night RAW card in Corpus Christi, Texas, and USA Network aired a three-hour tribute to Benoit in place of the scheduled wrestling telecast.

"My relationship with Chris has extended many years and I consider him a great friend," Carl DeMarco, the president of WWE Canada, said in a statement. "Chris was always first-class -- warm, friendly, caring and professional one of the best in our business."

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Alcohol for minors? JUST ADD WATER


There was this article I read from NEWS.COM.AU about this new form of alcohol; powdered alcohol.

THIRSTY Dutch students have developed the first powdered alcohol - which they say can be sold legally to minors.

The latest innovation in inebriation, called Booz2Go, is available in 20-gramme packets that cost €1-1.5 ($1.35-$2).

Top it up with water and you have a bubbly, lime-colored and -flavored drink with just three percent alcohol content.

"We are aiming for the youth market. They are really more into it because you can compare it with Bacardi-mixed drinks," 20-year-old Harm van Elderen said.

Van Elderen and four classmates at Helicon Vocational Institute, about an hour's drive from Amsterdam, came up with the idea as part of their final-year project.

"Because the alcohol is not in liquid form, we can sell it to people below 16," said project member Martyn van Nierop.

The legal age for drinking alcohol and smoking is 16 in the Netherlands.

In Germany, alcopops - sweet drinks containing alcohol and in powder form - caused quite a stir when launched on to the market. Alcohol powder, classified as a flavoring, was sold in the United States three years ago.

The students said companies interested in making the product commercially could avoid taxes because the alcohol was in powder form. A number of companies are interested, they said.


Now that is WHACK! Not the whole idea but the fact that they want to aim it towards children under 16! Seriously are they thinking straight? Im confused, who was the first to make alcohol powder? It says it was done in the US 3 years ago and then they said that the Dutch have developed the first powdered alcohol... which one is it?

Friday, June 8, 2007

Milky suspicions


It seems like everything causes cancer. There was an article I read ages ago on BBC NEWS about how women who drink more than 2 glasses of milk a day increase the may risk developing ovarian cancer.

Consuming large amounts of milk may increase the risk of developing ovarian cancer, research suggests.

A study of more than 60,000 women found drinking more than two glasses of milk a day significantly upped the risk of the most serious form of the disease.

Dairy products have previously been linked to cancers, including those of the breast and prostate.

The research, by Sweden's Karolinska Institute, is published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition.

The researchers followed 61,084 women aged 38 to 76 for around 13 years.

During this time a total of 266 women were diagnosed with ovarian cancer, of whom 125 had serous ovarian cancer.

The researchers found women who consumed more than four servings of dairy products a day had twice the risk of serous ovarian cancer than women who had fewer than two.

They found that milk had the strongest link with ovarian cancer - those women who drank two or more glasses a day were at double the risk of those who did not consume it at all, or only in small amounts.

The reason why milk may increase the risk of ovarian cancer is unclear, but one theory is that lactose, a type of sugar found in milk, may overstimulate production of hormones which encourage tumour growth.

Diet element unclear

Dr Kate Law, of Cancer Research UK, said it was not yet clear how nutrients, or the amount and distribution of body fat affected the risk of developing cancer.

She said: "Previous research has also suggested that a diet rich in whole milk, yogurt and cheese may put women at higher risk of ovarian cancer.

"But the picture is far from clear, as other evidence suggests that women who drink skimmed or low-fat milk might have a lower risk of ovarian cancer."

Dr Law a major study, involving 500,000 people, was currently underway to try to assess the impact on diet on cancer.

"Until more is known about the specific components of diet that influence cancer risk, the best advice is to emphasize a balanced diet which includes plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables."

Around 6,700 women in the UK are diagnosed with ovarian cancer each year.


Maybe one day will see a label saying "May cause ovarian cancer" on Milk bottles one day.

the sun goes down on Paris


I guess I am not the only one who was annoyed by the Paris Hilton thing... the judge was too... Paris Hilton is back in prison again as MSNBC reports.

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was sent screaming and crying back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her sentence behind bars rather than in the comfort of her Hollywood Hills home.

“It’s not right!” shouted Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. “Mom!” she cried out to her mother.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress was taken handcuffed from her home in a black-and-white police car, paparazzi sprinting in pursuit and helicopters broadcasting live from above. She entered the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, without makeup, wearing a fuzzy gray sweat shirt over slacks.

She cried throughout the hearing, dabbing her eyes, and her body shook constantly. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, “I love you.” TMZ.com reported that Hilton's family will file an appeal, maybe as soon as Friday afternoon.

Hilton was taken to a treatment center at the downtown Twin Towers jail for medical and psychiatric examination to determine which facility she will be held in, said sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore.

“She’ll be there for at least a couple of days,” he said.

The sheriff later defended his decision, citing jail crowding (although Hilton was in special unit and did not have a cellmate) and what he termed “severe medical problems.”

He said he had learned from one of her doctors that she was not taking a certain medication while previously in custody, and that her “inexplicable deterioration” puzzled county psychiatrists.

Baca also charged that Hilton received a more severe sentence than the usual penalty for such a crime, but said he would not try to overrule Sauer’s decision again.

“The criminal justice system should not create a football out of Ms. Hilton’s status,” the sheriff said grimly at a press conference.

Despite being ordered to serve the remainder of her original 45-day sentence, Hilton could still be released early. Inmates are given a day off their terms for every four days of good behavior, and her days in home detention counted as time served.

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was calm but apparently irked by Sheriff Lee Baca’s decision to release Hilton three days into her sentence due to an unspecified “medical condition.”

“I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions,” Sauer said. “At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home.”

Hearing sought by prosecutors

The hearing was requested by the city attorney’s office, which had prosecuted Hilton and wanted Baca held in contempt for releasing Hilton despite Sauer’s express order that she must serve her time in jail. The judge took no action on the contempt request.

A member of the county counsel’s staff said Baca was willing to come to court with medical personnel. The judge did not take him up on the offer.

Assistant City Attorney Dan F. Jeffries argued that Hilton’s incarceration was purely up to the judge. “Her release after only three days erodes confidence in the judicial system,” he said.

Hilton’s attorney, Richard Hutton, implored the judge to order a hearing in his chambers to hear testimony about Hilton’s medical condition before making a decision. The judge did not respond to that suggestion.

Another of her attorneys, Steve Levine, said, “The sheriff has determined that because of her medical situation, (jail) is a dangerous place for her.”

“The court’s role here is to let the Sheriff’s Department run the jail,” he said.

Judge didn't receive papers from sheriff

The judge interrupted several times to say that he had received a call last Wednesday from an undersheriff informing him that Hilton had a medical condition and that he would submit papers to the judge to consider. He said the papers never arrived.

Every few minutes, the judge would interrupt proceedings, state the time on the clock, and note that the papers still had not arrived.

He also noted that he had heard that a private psychiatrist visited Hilton in jail, and he wondered if that person played a role in deciding her medical needs.

The last attorney to speak was another deputy city attorney, David Bozanich, who declared, “This is a simple case. There was a court order. The Sheriff’s Department chose to violate that order. There is no ambiguity.”

Hilton’s twisted jailhouse saga began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her Mercedes-Benz on what she said was a late-night hamburger run.

She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months’ probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. In the months that followed she was stopped twice while driving on a suspended license. The second stop landed her in Sauer’s courtroom.

Back before Sauer on Friday, Hilton’s entire body trembled as the final pitch was made for her further incarceration. She clutched a ball of tissue and tears ran down her face.


I just don't understand her parents. I know you need to protect your child but are they really protecting their child by defending her drunk driving? I don't understand how anyone can defend anybody drunk driving. Seriously... Her parents need to stop being her best friend and be her parents! She is serving 3 weeks in prison in an isolated area and she is crying like she is going to prison for life. I am sorry for sounding harsh but I HAVE NO SYMPATHY.

As for the Sheriff, why is he trying to protect her so much? Would he do the same for people of less financially fortunate? Or is this his 15 minutes of fame moment?

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Paris Hilton...OUT ALREADY?!


Okay seriously, what is going on? Paris Hilton has been released from prison after 3 days?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? In the article on CNN.com, it says that she has been released for medical reasons!

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Paris Hilton was let out from jail Thursday morning, just days after she began serving her 45-day sentence for violating probation, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said at a press conference.

Hilton, who has been fitted with an electronic monitoring device, will serve the rest of her sentence from home, said Steve Whitmore of the sheriff's department. She will now be under the supervision of the L.A. County Probation Department, Whitmore added.

She will be confined to her home for 40 days, the remainder of her 45-day sentence.

Whitmore said the decision to have Hilton serve out her sentence at home was for medical reasons.

Hilton had been serving at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California. She gets credit for five days served, having entered the facility late Sunday night and left Thursday morning, Whitmore said.

Hilton checked into the facility to begin serving a sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. The sentence, originally 45 days, was reduced to 23 for various reasons, including good behavior. Whitmore said with the reassignment to home confinement, the sentence is back to its full 45 days.

ARE THEY SURE SHE WASN'T RELEASED FOR BEING TOO RICH? Am I the only one who is frustrated by this whole case? I believe that if you do the crime, you should do the time... like if you make one mistake, I think they should be lenient, but she did it AGAIN! What kind of people are her parents? I know they love her but they are not being good parents by fixing her problems every time she messes up! When will she ever learn if they keep brushing all her dirt, under the rug? Don't get me wrong, I believe that everyone makes mistakes and everyone deserves a second chance but as they say "fool me once, shame on you...fool me twice shame on me"...

Wow


Wow I didn't see that coming! I was surprised at the amount of response I got from Random people... I would respond to some of the people like Joanne or however she spells her name but unlike her, I appreciate people having different viewpoints and don't feel the need to attack people for their viewpoints. Even though she thinks I did this whole thing to get attention, she could be far from the truth. This blog was created for my main man, BJ Ryddoch, to read my thoughts about everything... so all this attention caught my by surprise... I kinda enjoyed reading EVERYONES viewpoints though! I believe it is good to listen to other peoples opinion if you don't want to be narrow minded. Thanks to all those who responded... whoever... and wherever you are!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Gisele has got brains


Finally someone speaks out LOUDLY about the retarded Vatican church's opposition to condom use.

This article was taken from a story on NEWS.COM.AU

SUPERMODEL Gisele Bundchen stepped into the debate over birth control and sexual behaviour in Brazil today, saying Church opposition to condom use was ridiculous and women should have the right to choose on abortion.

Gisele is idolised by many young women in Brazil, the world's largest Roman Catholic country, where debate over sexual issues has intensified around a visit by Pope Benedict last month.

The Pope stressed the Church's firm opposition to abortion and contraception and railed against sex outside of marriage.

The Brazilian beauty, one of the world's top models, told Folha de S.Paulo newspaper in an interview that when the Church made its laws centuries ago, women were expected to be virgins.

"Today no one is a virgin when they get married ... show me someone who's a virgin!" she said.

Asked about abortion, she said a woman should have the right to choose what is best for her.

"If she thinks she doesn't have the money or the emotional condition to raise a child, why should she give birth?"

Gisele, who had just arrived from New York to take part in Rio de Janeiro's Fashion Week, also defended condom use.

"It's ridiculous to ban contraceptives - you only have to think of the diseases that are transmitted without them. I think it should be compulsory to use a contraceptive."

The Brazilian government has clashed with the church over anti-AIDS programs in which it distributes millions of free condoms and Health Minister Jose Temporao has called for a national referendum on abortion.

Other Brazilian celebrities have fallen foul of the Vatican over sex issues. Singer Daniela Mercury was banned from performing at a Vatican Christmas concert in 2005 because she took part in a campaign promoting condom use to prevent AIDS.
Seriously they are fucking people up! I mean in Africa, people are so religious so they decide to have sex without condoms because they listen to the pope and BAM! they got HIV! What the hell is wrong with these people? People are always going to have sex! Why not set a good example about using protection than just being evil and telling them that it is ok to have unprotected sex. Even if you waited to marriage, your partner could still have HIV! It is like they want us Africans to keep passing HIV to each other! Thats just sick!

are you more equal?


Is one persons life worth more than another? It seems so. When an Iraqi dies, it is just a number but when an American dies, its a face. I just think it is really sad. I mean I felt so bad for the people who died on September 11 and their families because it was such an atrocious evil act done on undeserving people. However at the same time I feel bad for the people in Africa who die everyday because they are poor or have HIV or Malaria... I feel bad for the Iraqi's who are being killed in Iraq by the US soldiers and Insurgents... I feel bad for the people in Russia who are being victimized racially for being different. I feel bad for all the people in South Africa who are suffering a backlash from the ever growing racial tension. I feel bad for all the people in India who suffer from poverty. I feel bad for everyone who suffers and I don't understand why other people can't. Why cant we look at people as people and not categorize them based on their riches, race or country they are from. We need to be able to look at people as people and not as 1st, 2nd 3rd class, Developing and undeveloping. Such a shame.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Tread softly



The following was a poem I heard on the movie Equilibrium and I loved it.





Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams

WB YEATS

friendship


I have realized that there are five types of friends.

The first is the "Thelma and Louise friend". These kind of friends are the ones that you have a special bond spiritually and mentally. If you had to take a bullet for them, literally, you would and so would they for you. These are the friends that even if you didn't talk for 2 years, you would know that they think about you all the time and that if you were to meet today, it would be as if no time had passed.

The second is the "True Friend". These kind of friends are the ones that always think about you and will always go the extra mile, to make sure that you are happy and if not, they do their best to help you solve your issues without alienating you. They ask enough questions to find out how you are doing and genuinely want to know how everything is going.

The third is the "Friend". These friends care for you and love you however they will take you at face value and wont question what you tell them. For example if you lie to them and tell them that you are happy, they will be like 'ok'.

The fourth is the 'Friend of convenience". These friends are the ones that you talk to when you are at a party or are alone however they would not go out of their way to help you or genuinely want to know how you are. They may also ask you for favors but never really pay it back in any way or form.

The fifth is the "Friend by association". These friends were someone else's friend but you met them and they talk to you when they see you but it is superficial.


After going through a tough day I have realized that I have "thelma and louise friends" and "true friends". Hours after writing my last statement, people were calling me (Cho Cho), baking me cupcakes and buying me a bottle of lemonade (Katya and Xtina) and I thought they were all sweet. I just wanted to say thank you to the people I am referring to because you really helped me out today and I will always love you for that.


Thanks!

Sunday, June 3, 2007

when its over


It is just one of those days when you just dont want to wake up. Everything is going wrong and to top it off my family aint with me. Could this be the beginning of a midlife crisis? or is it just a string of bad days? I don't know when these series of bad events will end and when the sun will shine again but I guess I gotta keep going. I beat it once and I know i will beat it again. I have got to deal with my parents being stressed out for loving us to much and me wanting to go home because I love them and dont want them to deal with all this shit. Being told that I am a selfish harsh bitch for once not wanting to deal with other peoples shit. Was the dream I had of a parent dying the beginning like it was a couple of years ago? i remember crying in the dream and waking up with tears just as I did a couple of years ago. I woke up today feeling nothing. Feeling empty. Feeling like running to my moms arms crying and just giving her a huge hug because only a mothers touch can make all the pain go away... even if for a moment. My parents are the only people who will ever have the best intentions for me and I wish I were home with them right now. Im just tired. Too tired.

Perfect Date


I think the most perfect date is during a snowy day. Everything is covered in snow, the outdoor lights look blurry because the snow is falling from the sky so fast. It is cold outside but sooo warm inside. You wake up and go downstairs and see that the Christmas lights are on and there is a cup of hot chocolate waiting for you. Your partner gives you a kiss and you just lay together on the couch and snuggle as the morning Christmas cartoons are playing on t.v. in the background. You both head towards the Christmas tree and grab the presents that you got for each other and ignore the other ones because that day, that Sunday morning, is all about you and your partner. You take a snap of both of you laying down, snuggling. Your partner laughs and asks why you are taking a picture in a sweet and caring manner while kissing you and you say "I don't want to ever forget this moment".

That is the moment I want to have one day with my future husband :P... I want the feeling of it every day when I truly find the person I am meant to be with.

The quote that made me laugh


Katya would under stand how funny this quote is coz she watched the movie with me...in separate rooms... hahaha.... This quote is from Teaching Mrs. Tingles...
The character Jo-Lynn to Mrs. Tingles:

"I can't believe you don't have a TV. I mean it's like not having toilet paper. I could be at home watching Sally-Jesse or Oprah or Jerry. Where else are you gonna see 'man has sex change to become lesbian?' you think about that"

All i have to say is HAHAHAHAHHA!

toilet phobia

How scary is the bath room / toilet now adays?

You go into the toilet expecting to just sit down and take a piss but before you can do that you have to check to make sure that there is no sketchy fluids on the toilet seat, clear, yellow or red... yes i know...GROSS! but i have seen it all before! Then when you get up and reach for the toilet paper, it is wet for some reason... hmmm... and then you stand up and realize that there is a piece of toilet paper stuck on your shoes... You spend a couple of seconds trying to remove it without touching it and then when done taking it off, you touch the door handle to open the door only to find that the handle is wet! You wonder whether its just water or something more sinister. You go and wash your hands in the outside basin and then go and take your shower. While in the shower you have to put your sandals on because you have heard stories of people peeing or shagging in the bathroom shower... Yes the bathroom has become a very scary place.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Can I have a sip?


When I was walking from work today, something came into my head? When people ask you if they can have a sip of your drink or have a bite of your food, do people only allow their same sex friends and attractive opposite sex friends? If a hot stranger came and asked you for a sip would you give it to me him? if a less attractive stranger came up, would you give it to him? If a person of the opposite sex asks you for a sip, does it mean that they think you are some what attractive? Is there any sort of correlation
between attractiveness and sip giving or sharing of food? I mean spit is transferred between the people sometimes so wouldn't you subconsciously be selective? There you go, food for thought.

Is home where the heart is

How do you know where home is when you travel so much? I remember having that discussion once with my home girl and she said it is where you family is.
But then i thought, does that mean my homes are Cuba, Russia, Australia, Zimbabwe, the US and Mozambique? And she was like 'no' its where your heart is and then I thought to myself, my heart is in all these places so are all these places home? They bare all my memories, my childhood, my secrets and all the things that have shaped me into being the person that i am. But then i realized that home is not set place, it is not country or a building, it is where you wish you were. It is where you are the most happy. Home is an invisible should that symbolizes everything you were raised to be and everything that you are and everything that made you you. Home is your brothers and sisters, your mother and father, your cousins and uncles. The heart, is where your home is.

Sydney trip

Sydney trip was sooo much fun. Let me see..what do i remember?... I remember buying a UDL 6 pack and paying only the price of 1! SKILLS! Ok there werent any skills involved but dumb luck... hahaha... I remember Claudia and I and i think Xtina going to Havana and not being able to get in because you had to be on the list... and i remember lying to the bouncers that we had come all the way from Canberra for a girls party... we only knew the 2 girls names because we ran into a stranger on our way to Havana and he told us to lie and say we were on the birthday girls list.... even tho we didnt kno who she was...hehehe... sneaky! We got in and for a reduced price! OH YEA! Oh and I remember just hanging out in other peoples rooms... what a trip... pretty fun... oh and how can i forget the picture i took of katie... prettyTHE SYDNEY TRIP 2007 was pretty fun. Let me see what do i remember... I remember buying a six pack of UDL and getting charged for only 1! OH YEA! SKILLZ.... The cruise was pretty fun too

Friday, June 1, 2007

Random Ramblings





CAN U TASTE IT?

I wonder if air has a taste... it surely has to have a taste coz doesnt everything have a taste? Even water... we might not be able to describe how water tastes like but it has a taste so wouldnt air have a 'flavor' too?

HOW TO GET A BUS SEAT DURING RUSH HOUR

This works all the time! After enjoying dinner in Civic, I always look SOOO fat... like a pregnant woman... anyways to avoid the embarrassment of a fat tummy and also to get a seat on the bus when its all packed up, you put your hand right above your bum and act as if you are supporting yourself like a pregnant woman and BAM you got seat offerings! OOOO YEA!


THE CURSE

Why is it that when you are single, its hard to find a man or at least good looking men but as soon as you find one and are taken, all the hot men appear out of no where are want to get with you? Its like a curse!


WHY

Why do people put their tongue on an ice cube or a freezing pole when they know that their tongue will get stuck and that it will be painful to remove it off?

RUB EM

Did you know that if you rub your palms against each other for over 10 seconds really fast they will smell like chicken poo!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED?

Have u ever licked a Duracell 9v battery? Lick it and see what happens... Dont worry you wont die or even be in pain... it just surprises you... no pain at all... i swear... scouts honor :P

The Naughty Nurse from the Uni Bar


OH BOY WAS I NAUGHTY! HAHAHA! Well not really... I was a good girl i swear... I can see that you dont believe me... but i really was a good girl... SHUT UP KATYA... I KNOW U R PROBABLY THINKING "SURE"... hahahhaa...

THE SL*T! AND THE COSTUMES
It was the one event that you could dress up like a s*#t and get away with it. I did... hahhaha... It was such a fun night. It started with a hangout at Johnny's with alot of the girls showing off their costumes and the boys showing theirs off too... Tarz was wearing a jump suit style nurse outfit with her buttons opened... Read was wearing that apron type thingy that they give to patients and was wearing a plastic butt...because i guess his butt is too small... hahahaha...j/k.... Squina was wearing a Janitors outfit and holding a mop... a dirty mop...hahahha.... I got my costume from the Funny Store in Civic and it was pretty cool.

DOCTOR, YOU ARE BLEEDING!

When I was taking a pic with Johnny I was holding up two breezers and after the flash went off, Johnny looked at me and was like "Is that your drink all over my doctors shirt?" and I looked at his shirt and it was RED! I guess while taking the pic, i tilted my Raspberry breezer and it went all over johnny and a bit went on me. I kept apologizing and like always, Johnny was awesome and was like "Its actually pretty funny!"... wat a sweet heart... I felt sooo bad... but hey he was like "now it looks like i was in an operating room and have blood on my shirt"... hahha...Okay so he wasnt bleeding nor was in an operating room and ok so wat if it was all my fault, I really didnt mean to... MY BAD!

THE TIRED AND THE SICKIES

Katya and Xtina didnt come :(... Katya was tired and Xtina sick... I missed yall


THE ELUSIVE BUTTONS

I SWEAR the Elusive buttons are everywhere... except this time it wasnt me, it was Tarz! By the end of the night, all... YES ALL of her buttons were undone! HAHAHAHHA! Damn shorty :P

Overall a good night and a good time :P

crazy days- an Op shop account




Oh man I remember Op Shop ball 2007 like it were yesterday. Okay where do I start?

THE ALCOHOL THAT DIDNT WANT TO BE DRUNK.

I have no idea how that alcohol fight started but it did and boy was it fun. All i remember is that some alcohol was dropped/poured on me by mistake...and it was game on! It started with me and Read and we were chasing each other and throwing beer on each other and then i ran to the bathroom so that I couldnt be sprayed again. I went into the boys coz the girls room was SOOO busy and I took my piss, made my peace (hehehe) and walked out and as soon as I got out, SPLASH! Read and Jordie Pants threw more alcohol on me and in my eye! I saw Xtina holding beer and i hit her cup and the alcohol hit Read and she wasnt too happy at the wasted alcohol. I ran away immediately and thought I was going to get away when out of now where, I slipped and fell and I knew it was game over for me. Read poured his beer all over my head while i was still on the floor and then i felt a sting on my knee and thats when I realized I had bruised my knee when I fell. I dont know how coz i fell backwards. We called it truce coz i think his girl was getting annoyed and then I couldnt help myself and threw 1 more cup and then called it truce for real. PRETTY FUN (I know grammatically that phrase doesnt make sense :P)


THE COLD BOOB

I had just found C-pants and since I had alcohol all over me, I realized that my boobs felt cold. I felt them and they were pretty cold because of the alcohol. I said "Xtina, my boobs are cold!" Jordie Pants looked at me like what and I realized that she hadnt heard me so I screamed again,
"Xtina my BOOBS are COLD!" and alot of people near us turned around! She came over and put her hand and touched my boobs... after 5 seconds, we both pulled back coz we realized how weird it looked!


HANS IS HAIRY

Xtina was talking to Hans, a Finnish boy and so I came over and realized that he had alot of chest hair showing through his top. I started playing with his chest hair and Xtina decided to join in. I became dissatisfied and decided to open more of his buttons :P. I then opened 1 of my dress buttons because it seemed like a good idea at the moment. Xtina then closed my button for me.


THE ELUSIVE BUTTONS!

Ok over the night my buttons would come undone and Xtina would always do them up for me again. I know some of the time it was me doing it but there were times when seriously came undone on their own. I SWEAR! hahaha.


DISAPPEARING KATYA

When we were about to go home, we decided we would walk home... We tried to call Todd to see if he could pick us up but he didnt pick up his phone so we started walking. After 3 minutes of walking, we realized Katya had disappeared. We tried calling her but it didnt work but then she eventually picked up and then told us she had gotten into a car with the other girls.

THE COLD WALK HOME


Oh man we had to walk home and it was sooooo cold! My legs were sooooo cold... hahahha... but we got there in 1 piece... eventually...


OH MAN IT WAS SUCH A FUN NITE! WORTH THE 40 BUCKS AND THE GOON! HAHAHA